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Socially Sanctioned Gift Grab
"If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.
And the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account."
-Steve Martin, "Christmas Wish" SNL sketch (1986)
Thank you for your interest in our wedding and marriage. We appreciate your love, support and generosity!
The greatest gifts you an give us, in debatable order, are:
1) Showing up to our wedding!
2) While attending said wedding, taking obscenely flattering photos of Deepak & Violet as they exude impossible -- yet apparently effortless -- glamour. Please visit Hilaria Baldwin's or Gisele's Instagram feeds for key examples of the format. If possible, please blast these misleadingly stunning images to any top-tier talent scouts you may know at various global modeling agencies. Ford, IMG and NEXT would be great.
We are genuinely grateful for your interest in helping us set up our home with objects more practical than an international modeling contract.
Click the following to access our: universal registry through Zola. Should you be so inclined, take a peek at some of the items we've been eyeing for our home and yard.
This is another button to access our registry. Which, for the record, is located at http://zola.com/registry/halloween
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